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Granted, but it is humanly impossible to make that wish
I wish that there was world peace
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Granted but everyone is so nice and gives away all their stuff, and everyone lives unhappily
I wish unicorns were real
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Granted. They're real. They're evil. They're coming for human kind with blood on their horns and glee in their demonic eyes.
I wish that I woke up to a thousand dollars under my pillow every morning :3
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Neutral
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Granted, but you spend it every day and have nothing left by 4pm
I wish that I were pretty and funny
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Granted, but you're also insufferable and your humour and good looks cannot make up for it
I wish for no more dogs to be stray
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Neutral
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Granted, but the dog pounds get overwhelmed with the number of dogs entering the pounds.
I wish for ten tame cyan coyotes that are tame, not useless, can't be paralyzed, are in Seattle, Washington, normal sized, can't become black holes, real, can't kill me, can't be teleported except to me when I whistle, makes me immortal, the cyan coyotes are immortal, and that the cyan coyotes obey me to exist. (From my brother)
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Neutral
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Granted but you can't see the but a cyan glow that outlines them
I wish to be able to listen to music and no one bothers me for once
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Neutral
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Granted, but the music is so loud. You suffer from hearing loss
I so much money so I can donate to the poor and charities
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Granted, but those charities are money laundering schemes and the poor people are pretending to be poor for easy money. Only the rich and theiving are benifited from your well-intentioned charity.
I wish to be a great musician
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Neutral
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Granted, but you die after recording your first song
I wish for my crush to never like me back. Good luck corrupting that one!
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