Tyler: *Deposits gift*

Ethan: Bro. Buddy. Light of my life, I say this with the utmost respect and care. What the fuck. *Staring at pile of indiscriminate gore*

Tyler, Beaming^TM: I made you a present!

Ethan, The Important One: Okay, but why?

Tyler: I have been told it is an integral part of the human courtship rituals to bring physical objects of sentimental importance... Did Leroy lie to me? *Prepares for more Murder*

Ethan: OH, yes gifts are a common part of romantic relationships, but why am I recieving this... *Looks back at the five-foot-tall corpse equivalent of Jell-O* This?

Tyler: I hunted down your enemies to prove my suitability as a partner.

Ethan: But why me? And which enemies? I don't think I have enemies... Do I have enemies?

Tyler: *Does that Knight-Swearing-Fealty pose. The down-on-one-knee, forearm resting on the raised thigh one* I would strangle innumerable hordes with my own intestines if you asked it of me. And you did have enemies.

Ethan: No, Tyler, please don't slaughter innocent civillians to prove anything!

Tyler: Very well. I shall attempt to limit myself to non-civillian targets from now on. *Walks away*

Ethan: Attempt? Wait, did I just accidentally a boyfriend?!?

~

I didn't actually mean to do this. It just happened, my hands are possesed by the crack-ficlet. I do absolutely headcannon that Aries has heard vague stories of Tyler's indiscriminate massacres of animal smugglers. The criminal undersociety knows of Tyler, or at least of what he does to animal-mistreaters. He has his own following. It's tiny, but there's a group of people that go around spreading legends of what he's done. They're only a little bit exaggerated.

Aries probably has heard of him, and probably actually recognizes him ever so slightly. Which is one reason why the name Khorne goes unmentioned to this group of friends. If you want to further develop this plot idea then go ahead and PM me so I can tell you some Aries secrets and you can tell me some Murderblender secrets.

Oh my god, this is actually amazing. I love it! :D

Hi, so I made another RP-

Here it is if you'd like to join or just look :)

I will definitely be joining, but first I must decide which group I want to be in... Hmmmm

Awesome! You can do whatever one you'd like, my guess is they'll all end up meeting eventually XD

Great, thanks Dete!

How have you been doing though Memery?? I feel like I haven't even said hello to you in forever! :(

It does feel like it's been a while, but I've been alright! How have you been, Dete?