Meeeeee

-

Also, guess who's sick :")

Oh that sucks, let me give you a very non-disappointing character sheet to make up for it...

Sorry, Mr./Ms./Mrs./The non-binary term for the previous Eryx, after that first quote all I can think about you is that you talk in Proper Old English, like one of the nobility of yore. I don't know why, but that is my impression of you. I shall henceforth only imagine you to be wearing powdered wigs and ruffle-breasted tailcoats.

I forgot to do a quote for birthday! NO-

-

Okay, now that that is taken care... Canis, you are amazing, never stop jumping to conclusions immediately. It might just help you.

Wait really?? Canis got close with that?! Honestly for some reason I thought they were some sciency steam punk thing so I was waaaaayy off!

I have a very strange habit of guessing implausibly corretly/close to correctly when given very little information. This kind of thing has happened oddly frequently in my life. IE, in one of my D&D sessions our dragonborn rouge attacked a hobgoblin with her Lightning Breath. Before the DM rolled the saving throw, I said that it'd be a nat 1 and the poor goblin would disintigrate. Lo and behold, it was in fact a 1. The DM counted nat 1s for saving throws as the equivalent of a critical hit, and the hobgoblin died to that one attack because of the power of the dice. I got to describe exactly how it died, and got an Inspiration point for it, too.

Well, no worries. They don't look exactly like that and all. But I can't really correct Canis either. Did the quotes not make it obvious how little information I'm allowed to give you per the character's orders?

Yes, your very vague, sassy response is very appreciated. I shall scrounge up what little I have and formulate a probably very inaccurate, odd theory that I may or may not share at the proper time. :D

I want to know what everyone is theorizing about them. I'll give you guys a straight(ha!) answer for one question. But you all must agree on whatever the question is.

GuYs, SoCrAtEs Is BeInG mEaN aGaIn! (I have a feeling whatever we ask will make it worse, but hey, worth a shot!)

-

Also, haha, you're funny, Socrates, nothing with us will ever be straight, I failed at making any straight character ever XD