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I hope this is the right area for it and that this is allowed! Anyway, I have about 100,000 mushrooms, 175 apples and around 100 pieces of gear I no longer need. So, what better way than to give it all away! The cost? Telling me about a silly or wild story or experience or a time you did something incredibly stupid. Obviously leave out any identifying details, and keep the story PG-13. It needs to be at least 2 paragraphs, and an actual experience, don't just make something up. Anyway, that's pretty much it! This will go until supplies run out. Each person should get 3000 mushrooms, 3 apples or 3 pieces of gear, your choice! |
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I guess when I was a child I used to have a cat named titan (sweetest boy from what I remember about him) and most cats hate being dressed up right? Not titan, he was completely ok with me dressing his little fuzzy ass up Another story (if u want one to tig at u) is that my cat I've had for years (part sphyx named luci) and I had her since February of 2020 and I raised her for years, slept with her by my side, always sitting in front of my door when I woke up and would hiss at my mom or anyone else who tried to go into my room while sleeping, and she would have been about 4-5 years old today, February 26, 2025, but at the beginning of this month I had gone to visit her at my friends house (personal reasons) and that same time I got there and didn't hear her meowing for me I knew in my heart but didn't break down until it was confirmed, she was shot by a bb gun that same morning (about 3 am) and didn't survive the encounter, she was my emotional support animal, she was there for me when I was upset, she always slept by my side, and now, writing this out, it just makes me realize how I thought I would have forever with her, how I hoped she'd be there for me on my 21st birthday, but now, I'd give up my own life to have her back |
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Ok so I had a very stupid moment in 5th grade but it was hilarious. The school i went at the time was the only school in my city that was Monday to thursday. We'll every Thursday we would get to just play games all day. So me and my 2 friends are playing this board game. I don't remember what game though. Well the teacher comes over and starts talking to me so I look up from the board and talk to her. Once we were done talking it was my turn and I went to move my peice but couldn't find it. So now I'm looking everywhere and I even picked up the game board without moving or messing up the peices. Wasn't there. So now the whole class is looking for this peice and can't find it so i grab the color that was left and go to put it in my spot and there's my peice sitting on the board. |
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Cypress Road said:
Ok so I had a very stupid moment in 5th grade but it was hilarious. The school i went at the time was the only school in my city that was Monday to thursday. We'll every Thursday we would get to just play games all day. So me and my 2 friends are playing this board game. I don't remember what game though. Well the teacher comes over and starts talking to me so I look up from the board and talk to her. Once we were done talking it was my turn and I went to move my peice but couldn't find it. So now I'm looking everywhere and I even picked up the game board without moving or messing up the peices. Wasn't there. So now the whole class is looking for this peice and can't find it so i grab the color that was left and go to put it in my spot and there's my peice sitting on the board.
I think ur friend trolled u tbh |
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When I was a little kid I went to my aunt's house for the weekend. She lived several hours away and while I usually had fun there, I was a clingy child and was always nervous without my parents. Anyways, my aunt decides to rent the movie Coraline for my cousin and I. It had recently come out and I guess she thought it would be a good movie for us kids. I disagree to this day. I was so scared after watching it that I literally snuck into my aunt and uncle's room and slept on the floor by their bed. I still can't watch that movie without getting chills. (I mean seriously, most adults I know are creeped out by Coraline.) The kicker? In the movie, all the freaky things start happening when Coraline goes through a little closet door in her bedroom. I had a little closet door in my bedroom that looked freaking identical, and that terrified me. I couldn't sleep in my own room for days after I got home. The first night I go to try to sleep in my bed by myself - I'm pretty freaked out, it's dark, and I'm literally doing everything I can not to think about that movie or that closet. All of a sudden I start hearing something moving around in there. It's so quiet in my room and I can hear something pushing aside the clothes and boxes on the other side of the door. I'm getting that sick, heart-in-your-throat feeling - I'm too afraid to even look in that direction, much less get up and try to run. I pull the covers over my head. My heart is pounding so hard that I can barely hear the noises anymore, but I can tell something is literally crawling from the depths of my closet and coming closer and closer to the door. I'm about to have buttons sewn into my eyeballs and I'm on the verge of tears. Then I hear a jingling sound. ... It was my freaking cat, who had somehow gotten into my second-story room from outside and his stupid little bell on his collar was the only thing that stopped me from having a heart attack on the spot. I was literally never in my life so happy to see him. Anyways, it was a lot easier to sleep after that since I figured if the Beldam was in my closet, he would've come across her on his way through. TLDR; Coraline is not a kids movie, and my cat is an escape/entry artist. |
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I am notorious for doing stupid shit, so here I go. I have a now seven year old off the track thoroughbred I got with less than 15 rides on him post track as a five year old. He's come a long way now, but the first year with him was a learning curve. One night, after our normal Friday jumping night at about seven PM, my trainer and I were standing around letting the then five year old Classy wander the arena post ride like normal. She'd dared me to get on him bareback with just my cotton leadrope around his neck. I shook her hand and fetched my horse and she gave me a leg up. At this point, I had riden him maybe seven times, with a bridle, so I wasn't too worried about him being horrible. We walked and trotted some circles, no problem. I asked him for a canter in the corner going down the rail, and this idiot took off. He started to do full on bronc bucking down the rail, four hooves off the ground. The rope came off his neck, and for about three minutes all he did was buck. Finally the asshole came to a halt, and I got off and collected myself. After that I made it a goal to jump him bridleless, and I am proud to say that he now does 2'6 courses with a neckrope without bucking. Never once took another dare from my trainer again however. |
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Ok so I missed the part in the rules about it needing to be atleast 2 paragraphs so here's another one. . So I moved into this house my dad had just bought and it needed a lot of cleaning cause there was a thick layer of dust on everything and trash everywhere. I spent all day sorting through everything to see what could be kept and what couldn't. It was finally about 9 o clock at night. I pulled one of my frozen meal prep out of my freezer to cook it. . I realized that I couldn't cook it in the microwave cause it was in metal tin so I decide to set up my toaster oven. I hadn't gotten to wipingdown the counters or washing the clean dishes yet though. So I start wiping down the counter the toaster oven is gonna go on and put the dishes in the sink. Sink gets too full so I decide to wash some dishes. I finish filling up the dish drainer and go back to cleaning the counter. Next thing I'm cleaning off all the kitchen counters so I move my food to the table clean the counter it was on the put it back. I plugged my toaster oven in and went back to cleaning the house. Sink gets full of dishes again so I start going through the cabinets to pull all the dusty dishes to wash and put the clean ones away I go back and forth between dishes and counters for 2 hours til I realize my food was sitting on the counter. . I didn't remember cooking it so I was confused and opened it. It was cold but defrosted. I realized I hadn't cooked it and it sat there for about 2 hours so I threw it away and went to bed. |
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When I was a "rebellious" teenager, I and my best friend thought it would be a smart idea to get on a school roof in my town. We got up, chilled for a bit and the school was next to a main road. Just when we were getting down, we took forever because for some reason we were scared of the drop. When we dropped we were just like oh, that wasn't bad. Not the point, an old lady walked up to us and said "yeah you better get down someone over there called the police." We just looked at each other like oh shit. We grabbed our biked that we tossed in a bush and biked away as fast as we could to my guy friend's house at the time. He then got mad at us since the cops were "called". We'll never know if they actually were but anywho. ' I'm telling another one because me and I find it really funny. Basically, that same friend were chilling with two guys. Got a little tipsy, and accidentally stayed out later than curfew. We had to bolt home when we realized. My town was small so we weren't too far away but it was still tiring. When we were close, my friend fell on her face. Imagine if you held a plank of wood and just dropped it, that's how she fell. She fell over nothing as well. We laughed our asses off of course because how the heck did she fall. AND then, the one guy showed up out of nowhere on his bike.... he didn't see her fall thankfully. We still laugh about it to this day because what the hell. |
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When I was around eight, my dog ran out the front door. She didn't go far, just into our neighbors woodsy area. It was late at night so my dad and I got flashlights and went to look for her. She had a reflective collar on so i was using that to follow her. After around fifteen minutes my dad gave up. I decided to try to climb a tree and hoped she would head towards the road and I could get behind her. While climbing the tree I had the light in my mouth so it was waving around. I didnt notice a small branch sticking out and accidently ripped my nightgown. Once my dog went towards the road I quickly climbed down and grabbed her. I brought her back to the house and the second I walk in my dad YELLS. Apparently he expected me to follow him back to the house and spent the last five minutes searching for me. Then he asks what happened to my nightgown I told him about my masterfull plan. He said I should never climb trees in the dark as it was dangerous. I just thought I was the smartest kid because of my amazing plan. |
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