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More of these quotes. Now. They're freaking awesome

Road Trip Part Three (How Are They Still Alive?)

Officer: You were going 20 over the limit.

Sora: My deepest apologies, officer. We accept the ticket.

Lucrezia: Or—hear me out—what if you just forgot about it?

Sora: LUCREZIA.

Mishka: Not this again.

Neasa: I am begging you to shut up.

Officer: License and registration, please.

Lucrezia: About that…

Cynthia: Do not finish that sentence.

Officer: Step out of the vehicle.

Sora: We are cooperating.

Lucrezia: We could cooperate…

Sacha: Lucrezia, no.

Lucrezia: Or—
Lucrezia floors the gas pedal.

Ivan: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!

Sora: YOU JUST MADE US ACCOMPLICES!

Byron: I respect the commitment.

Caoilfhiom: This is why people hate us.

Adam: How do you function as a person?

Renato: She doesn’t. She just survives.

Mishka: So, uh… what’s the plan now?

Lucrezia: Win.

lmao omg, that's so good XD

Mishka in the back just holding on and shaking her head, going "just..why? Guess we better find a way out of this mess...again"

XD ahhh it's great

Ivan's given up at that point and is just preemptively watching YouTube videos on how to replace brakes and spark plugs on a budget

XD

I'm dying, these road trip quotes are too funny lol pls everyone suffering due to Lucy driving like an absolute maniac XD

I love these quotes *^*

Adam would be in the back with a hat pulled over his eyes trying to sleep because if he is going to die, he doesn't want to know it's coming xD