INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1
Charlie: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Donovan , rushing in: Charlie ! Beau tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Stellan, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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Donovan: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Charlie: Explain.
Donovan: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Beau: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Donovan:
Donovan: That's just another highlight!
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Charlie: Good news! I didn’t screw up!
Stellan: ...
Charlie: I screwed up less badly than usual!
Stellan: ...
Charlie: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.