Granted, but all the pages are gone

I wish people would notice when i say hi in chat

granted but now chat only says hi back and nothing else

I wish I had ice cream

Granted, but the only flavor you can eat is pistachio

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I wish I could find my son-

Granted, but your son is now a giant gerbil

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I wish I could draw dragons better

granted but you are the only one who likes them

I wish for 10 wishes

Granted, but they can only be the same wish

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I wish I could breathe

granted but now you are stuck in an infinite void of oxygen

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but your dog is so small it gets lost easily

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I wish my wifi worked

Granted but it doesn't work

I wish my room would clean itself

Granted, but it shoves all the junk in your closet

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I wish I could actually catch a toss properly doing color guard TvT