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*The squad is over at shade's house*
jake: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
shade: ... N-No...
shade, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
jake, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
blade: I see a-
shade, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
jake: Oh, well I-
shade: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
shade, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
liko: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
zeal: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
shade: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
shade: I am someone who owns four ovens...
shade, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
shade: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
irl me, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
shade:
jake: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
shade:
shade, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
i see this happening XD |
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shade: Hewwo.
jake: Hihiiiiii!
blade: Greetings, Humans.
zeal: Three kinds of people.
liko: I want pudding.
shade: Four kinds of people.
irl me: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
zeal: Five kinds of people. |
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shade: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
jake: Nope, absolutely not.
blade: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
liko: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
zeal: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
irl me: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome. |
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*The squad right before shade's wedding*
jake: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
blade: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
liko: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
zeal: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
irl me, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE |
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shade: We need to distract these guys
jake: Leave it to me
jake: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
blade, liko, and zeal: *Immediately begin arguing*
irl me, watching in horror: Oh this. I donÂ’t like this. I don't like this at all. |
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shade: Dumbest scar stories, go!
jake: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
blade: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
liko: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
zeal: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
irl me:
irl me: I have emotional scars. |
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I love these, so funny. :) |
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ok XD
StaticM said:
I will be drawing these.
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ok XD
StaticM said:
I will be drawing these.
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Fall 
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