Hi everyone! I’m new to this alliance ^^

How is everyone?

*unholy raptor screeches*

Religion is just a more pure way of saying the word 'cult'

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Butter is food lotion

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The ocean is a soup. What do you need to make a soup?

Water, salt, plants and, me personally, a little bit of meat

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There was a guy with a medical condition, causing him to eat ANYTHING. Rather it is glass, metal, trash, wood, etc, he can eat it. He went to a hospital to get that checked out, and he was just wondering around the place, rummaging through the trash cans and eating out of them. some woman's toddler went missing and nobody could find it. THIS MAN ATE THE FUCKING CHILD! >:D

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We don't actually know what dinosaurs sounded like. They could have been speaking fluent German for all we know.

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A bloody nose is like your nose having it's period.

This is true-

The two "e"'s in "bee" might be silent. Likewise, the "e" in "be".

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People say "break a leg" when you audition for something because they're hoping you'll end up in the cast for the show.

My mind is broken now- restarting.......

Are oranges called oranges because the color orange is orange or is the color orange called orange because oranges are orange. I just said orange eight times in a sentence and it made sense.

The puppies are growing so fast! We already sold four of them, and three of them are getting picked up this weekend!