I split the earth open and summon a horde of demons, who tear you to shreds and light the bench on fire.

ISOT (charred remains of the) B

I ask politely if you could scoot over. ISOTB

I Pull out a pair of Nunchucks you fleee in terror ISOTB

I use serpents' nunchucks and bludgeon you to death, then drag you off the bench. ISOTB

I use Shurikens to scare you now ISOTB

You see a kitten in a tree and try to get it down. ISOTB.

I use the force to push you of the bench ISOTB

I make a trail of strawberry wafer cookies from the bench to the nearby playground. You get up to eat the cookies yum!

The bench is now mine! ISOTB

I wait until you fall asleep on the bench, then slowly lift you off of it and put you underneith a bush.

ISOTB!

I use the Force and trow you off the bench ISOTB