Crowley Yea, I had a useful lecturer last semester (literally knew nothing on the subject and subsequently lost his job from student complaints) and yea this current assignment makes very little sense haha
Samael, really the best place to read any fan fiction is ao3.
Pan, uhg. I've been given very dumb assignments, too. Before the Arrangement was made, me and my husband were pretty much just both working our arses off to cancel each other out. And jeez, they should get their shit together. XD
Crowley Its a presentation and the requirements are so ridiculous, everyone is super confused, so many questions on how to do it. They gave us an extension due to lack of resources everyone has access too instead of just changing the assignment haha
I ask you very politely if I can sit on the bench. Since your heart is full of kindness and sincerity you get up and ISOTB. I put on earphones and start playing heavy metal music at the loudest possible volume, which renders me unable to hear anything other than the heavy metal.
I shapeshift into a Tarrasque, which is basically immortal and immune to fear and basically everything else. You are scared because tarrasques can eat everything go everywhere, and you assume you are doomed. You run away and isotb